Bachelorism

Okay sorry fans for the delay on our discussion about the movie date i had on tuesday. Due to some techinical difficulties, i was unable to upload pictures from my cool razor V3 handphone till now. I shall consider bringing out my digicam more often.

Now where was I. Oh yes! the movie date. I wanted to eat the pontian wanton mee because its nice and cheap. But ended up going to village cos she wanted to eat rosti. Rosti = potato = kantang. It was an ok meal, although its the same, but i feel Marche tastes better than Village. Maybe cos Marche sounds like Wa seh! and Village sounds like very-expensive-leh! when you say it real quick. Ok that bit doesn't make much sense. Anyway she was a very nice girl and insisted on going dutch. Anyway this post is not about how the date went, but about me and my mojo. Dear loyal readers, i'm sad to say i think i have lost my mojo. I don't remember feeling as inadequate as i did in the past during dates. Not just this movie date example but many previous ones. I do not remember being so hum ji or tongue tied. I remember being smoother and more suave. Where by just giving the blue steel look, girls crumble and fall at my feet. Well i choose to believe that and not because they simply tripped and fell. Erm for those of you who did not catch zoolander, please do. It rocks. Below is the blue steel look which when used, charms the socks off any girl. But i think the plot revolves around the assasination of the PM of Msia or something like that so it was bumped off the theatres. Watched the downloaded version. really funny!
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Blue steel. Just look at the sexy intensity



Here was my attempt at it.


I think its even sexier. Just look at those kiss-me-baby lips.

I think my looks attributes to reasons why im single. But I'm not too sure. I mean are girls really that intimidated by guys with good looks? Give me a break.. Ugly also complain then handsome also shy. Tsk. Girls..

I was thinking that i am going to be single for a long long time with my current mojo level, financial woes and overwhelming looks. Just when this thought came to my mind, this picture appeared in the train.
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BK SINGLES meal poster A
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and BK SINGLES poster B
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I felt taunted by Burger King. I hope they become bankrupt kings soon.


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When i opened the mailbox i was stunned by another Basta** King flyer. It was insult to injury. It was lemon on my wound. It was snatching my last 2 dollar note when i want to eat my double cheeseburger.

This my friends, is known as a 3-hit combo.

The signs. The signs! I'm gonna die sad and lonely. But thats not all, the daily bread's topic of the day was about marriage and my ex who msns me like once in 3 months did so that night. My friends, that was a 5-hit combo in all.