Hey yall gianees hope this post finds you all well.
Once again congrats to queen and df on their gians! You two have passed the rite of passage to become a gianee by obtaining your first gian! Haha.
Anyway you can access a new stomp contest. Thought it was quite interesthing. Simply predict the new england football coach and stand to win $1000. Ka Ching! Also remember to substantiate your answers with valid points.
Good luck!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
WOOOOH!!
First off just want to apologise for the lack of updates. Admit that i lost the initial zeal of providing gians to the gianpeng community, the gianpeng world. Although i haven't been posing up new gians, it doesn't mean they don't exist! Gians are still ongoing and the easiest but disciplined manner of coveting gians is simply to check in the links page on my blog daily!
On my part, i won not one but TWO! Movie premieres last week, the first being THE KINGDOM and the second too THE TATOOIST hehe.
Lastly just want to congratulate DF and QUEEN on their gians!!!! I'm so proud of you guys! Its like watching your child grow up in your footsteps! It's like seeing a business proposal maturing into plans being carried out! Its like when u touch yourself and you poon chup! Okay that was abit out of line. These aside, once again congrats! You are no longer a virgin noob gianee!
Cheers!
I am not NOOB ok!
On my part, i won not one but TWO! Movie premieres last week, the first being THE KINGDOM and the second too THE TATOOIST hehe.
Lastly just want to congratulate DF and QUEEN on their gians!!!! I'm so proud of you guys! Its like watching your child grow up in your footsteps! It's like seeing a business proposal maturing into plans being carried out! Its like when u touch yourself and you poon chup! Okay that was abit out of line. These aside, once again congrats! You are no longer a virgin noob gianee!
Cheers!
I am not NOOB ok!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
ALL YE NOOBS!
YOU NOOB!
YOU NOOB!
YOU NOOBS!
YOU NOOOOOOOOOB!!
So now i'm a scam! I remembered being praise just mere weeks ago about my kindness in providing answers to contest, providing contest details, congratulated on my gians. But now i've been degraded to a scammer! I only can say this one thing.. BAN ALL NOOBS! haha..
Honestly don't worry, you'll win something soon. Don't give up!
Cheers
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Yao
Whatssssup yall. New gian below. Take part in the "Lions for lambs" contest now!
P/S the answer to the quiz is Tom Cruise.
Good luck!
P/S the answer to the quiz is Tom Cruise.
Good luck!
Friday, November 2, 2007
YAY!
Just when i thought i was a magician in the desert, having a dry spell, get it? Wizard in desert, dry spell? I won tickets to catch THE FERRYMAN! Opened my mail to delight, was a mail from UIP. Queen can you remember? It was the contest we took part. The one where i said i only wanted to be myself, or jessica alba ahhaahhaa. YAY! Gian Peng rocks my socks. And yes Jien, thank you for your overwhelming support hehe.
WIN TICKETS to Preview Screening of 2 DAYS IN PARIS
Yes Ji EN! If its gians you want, its a gian you get! This week, you can check out United Pictures for a chance to win a pair of tickets to catch 2 days in paris. I heard its not fantastic, but it's FREE!!! So as what Gwen Steffani likes to say, what you waiting what you waiting what you waiting for!?? Good luck =)
Oh by the way the answer to the question of the mini quiz at the website is Ethan Hawke.
Oh by the way the answer to the question of the mini quiz at the website is Ethan Hawke.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Why 30 Oct should be declared world annoyance day
Its been almost 2 weeks since my last gian omg. This is wrong! This is badddd.. Its a catastrophe! I'm at a loss. So much for my a gian a week mission sigh. My wild imagination has led me to think that somehow they stumbled upon this website and have joined arms to permanently banned me from all future competitions. Help!
Woes aside, let me explain why 30 Oct should be declared as "THE DAY OF ANNOYANCE!" worldwide. I had the most annoying day ever last week. Its so annoying!! Seriously! Like seriously!!!
So it all started that fateful night. I was at IMM and had craving for the famous "Pontian Mee." It being so famous, i'm sure it would taste like, if not better, than its twin, the same pontian mee outlet at the Heeren. I then walked ALL THE WAY to the coffee shop at jurong east to satisfy my urges.
The yummy thing about the famous pontian mee is its wantons, both fried and boiled along with the chilli it's served with. Having come all the way from IMM i was tired but what i saw gave me a shock of my life.
introducing jurong east pontian mee. Looks quite alot? But my camera was only an inch away from the bowl.
OMG THE WANTON IS ONLY SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN A 10C COIN. AND THE WORST THING IS THERE IS NO MEAT INSIDE. NO MEAT! NO FU****** MEAT INSIDE AT ALL! ITS EATING FLOUR! I THOUGHT THE COST OF FLOUR INCREASED? STILL SO MUCH FLOUR? NO BLOODY MEAT!
Apparently this stall's pontian mee is served with noodles, char siew, flour shaped like wantons and vegetable STEMS. OMG STEMS.
TULAN.
The next incident that made me so ANNOYED was this crap cheater bugger thingy u see below. Its called the POP gun or something like that i can't really remember. Anyways to summarise its simply to use the bloody air gun, cock it, put a rubber pellet at the top and shoot down a rubber ducky about the size of 3 50c coints and win a prize! That simple. What's more, each ducky down equates to a prize. What a fantastic deal hor.
So there i was observing how those who tried this fared. Oh ya by the way if you're interested you can find this stall at the pasam malam beside jurong east mrt station. As i was saying, i was looking at the "contestants." This bloody game doesnt even have a limit to how far u can stretch out your arm to shoot the duckies! So everyone was entending their arm as far as they could. The nearest i saw was like maybe a metre's difference from the rilfe barrel to the duckie, and they still missed! So i was unbashfully sniggering and laughing openly at them. To which they gave the wtf u so clever u come try face to me. So after they emptied their 8 bullets for 3 dollar ammunition, i stepped up.
Being a nightshot marksman myself, i was thinking how difficult can this be? What's 3 metres man. And so, being army trained, iit was time to do the nation and the SAF proud. I took the super cool stance.. ADOPT STANDING SHOULDER POSITION!
yes folks, amidst all the croonies who stuck out an arm to reach as close to the target as possible, i cooldy struck my pose and bang! i missed.
and missed
and missed
and missed
and missed
and missed....
By now i was WTF this thing is rigged! Unfair! omg. What was worse was that those i openly jeered, sniggered at and made fun off now gave me the haha you dumb piece of shit face. So in a final bid to save some face, i abandoned all manliness and stretched my arm as far as i could to the dumb duckie. and missed
and missed
and missed.
I faster took bus home without looking back.
most annoying day ever.
Woes aside, let me explain why 30 Oct should be declared as "THE DAY OF ANNOYANCE!" worldwide. I had the most annoying day ever last week. Its so annoying!! Seriously! Like seriously!!!
So it all started that fateful night. I was at IMM and had craving for the famous "Pontian Mee." It being so famous, i'm sure it would taste like, if not better, than its twin, the same pontian mee outlet at the Heeren. I then walked ALL THE WAY to the coffee shop at jurong east to satisfy my urges.
The yummy thing about the famous pontian mee is its wantons, both fried and boiled along with the chilli it's served with. Having come all the way from IMM i was tired but what i saw gave me a shock of my life.
introducing jurong east pontian mee. Looks quite alot? But my camera was only an inch away from the bowl.
OMG THE WANTON IS ONLY SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN A 10C COIN. AND THE WORST THING IS THERE IS NO MEAT INSIDE. NO MEAT! NO FU****** MEAT INSIDE AT ALL! ITS EATING FLOUR! I THOUGHT THE COST OF FLOUR INCREASED? STILL SO MUCH FLOUR? NO BLOODY MEAT!
Apparently this stall's pontian mee is served with noodles, char siew, flour shaped like wantons and vegetable STEMS. OMG STEMS.
TULAN.
The next incident that made me so ANNOYED was this crap cheater bugger thingy u see below. Its called the POP gun or something like that i can't really remember. Anyways to summarise its simply to use the bloody air gun, cock it, put a rubber pellet at the top and shoot down a rubber ducky about the size of 3 50c coints and win a prize! That simple. What's more, each ducky down equates to a prize. What a fantastic deal hor.
So there i was observing how those who tried this fared. Oh ya by the way if you're interested you can find this stall at the pasam malam beside jurong east mrt station. As i was saying, i was looking at the "contestants." This bloody game doesnt even have a limit to how far u can stretch out your arm to shoot the duckies! So everyone was entending their arm as far as they could. The nearest i saw was like maybe a metre's difference from the rilfe barrel to the duckie, and they still missed! So i was unbashfully sniggering and laughing openly at them. To which they gave the wtf u so clever u come try face to me. So after they emptied their 8 bullets for 3 dollar ammunition, i stepped up.
Being a nightshot marksman myself, i was thinking how difficult can this be? What's 3 metres man. And so, being army trained, iit was time to do the nation and the SAF proud. I took the super cool stance.. ADOPT STANDING SHOULDER POSITION!
yes folks, amidst all the croonies who stuck out an arm to reach as close to the target as possible, i cooldy struck my pose and bang! i missed.
and missed
and missed
and missed
and missed
and missed....
By now i was WTF this thing is rigged! Unfair! omg. What was worse was that those i openly jeered, sniggered at and made fun off now gave me the haha you dumb piece of shit face. So in a final bid to save some face, i abandoned all manliness and stretched my arm as far as i could to the dumb duckie. and missed
and missed
and missed.
I faster took bus home without looking back.
most annoying day ever.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Yao
Wow thanks Dan for your input. Its so empowering to see fellas from the gianpeng community contributing to the good of us all! With more sources, it equals to more gians and ultimately more chances to win! Good job Dan and thanks =) Appreciate it.
Over at MTV Asia, you can win Cds, trips and movie tickets!
gianisty ********
I give it a 8/10 score for its breath. However due to the high popularity of the site, it would mean a lower chance of a successful gian. So don't be dissappointed if you don't win ya?
Just some articles i found interesthing over the past weeks
At a conference in Kuala Lumpur last year, muftis and scientists pondered how to pray in space in the face of difficulties locating Mecca and holding the prayer position in a zero-gravity environment. — AFP
LOL
Girl raped by dad 23 times from age 8
472 words
18 October 2007
Straits Times
English
(c) 2007 Singapore Press Holdings Limited
FOR one 10-year-old girl, hell was a place called home.
For over a year, starting when she was just eight, the girl was raped no fewer than 23 times at home by her father.
The 68-year-old man, who was married three times, forced himself on her even when her mother was asleep in an adjacent room in their three-room flat.
The rapes started in 2005 and ended only in February this year, when her school principal found out about the man's sordid deeds.
Early this year, the Primary 4 schoolgirl told four classmates she knew about sex as a man had slept with her and kissed her. Her troubled friends spoke to their mothers and the principal eventually found out that she had been abused by her father since she was in Primary 1.
This led to the man's arrest in late February. The girl is now in the care of a foster family.
Yesterday, the man, a chauffeur, was jailed 24 years for the series of sexual abuse on the youngest of his nine children. He was spared the cane on account of his age.
Deputy Public Prosecutor Stella Tan told Justice Tay Yong Kwang that the girl, who was born and raised in Indonesia, arrived here in July 2003 for her studies. Barely three months after her father brought her here, he began molesting her.
The father told police after his arrest that he saw his daughter scratching her buttocks one evening and he suddenly felt like touching her. (WTF!? REASON IS THAT?)
The girl, who initially slept on the same bed as her parents, was woken up by her father one night. He led her to the living room, where he molested her on a sofa.
He later warned her that if she told anyone about what he did, both she and her mother would not be able to stay on in Singapore. Out of fear, she keep quiet.
From May 2005 till January this year, the man would rape her every month. In February, he raped her twice.
After the first incident, she told her mother that 'papa touched me'. Her mother simply told her not to sleep on her parents' bed anymore.
Urging the court to impose a sentence that reflected the severity of the offences, DPP Tan said the man had taken advantage of his position of trust and subjected his daughter to his 'cruel acts' to 'satisfy his selfish sexual lust'.
In his mitigation, the man told the court he loved his daughter very much. 'She is closer to me than my wife...I never intended this to happen,' he said.
The man, who faced three rape charges, could have been jailed up to 20 years on each charge
23 times? Seriously. Like seriously. I loathe paedophiles to the core. If i had a chance I'd volunteer to perfrom the whipping or whatever tortures given to them. Notice how they only feel remorse AFTER they have been caught. For what it's worth, no amount of punishment can atone for what they did. Seriously. Like seriously. Wtf man.
On a lighter note,
A robot mate the cure for all lonely hearts?
As far-fetched as it sounds, a scientist predicts that a US state will allow marriage with androids by 2050
JOSEPH YADAOjoseph.yadao@mediacorp.com.sg
ABSURD! That was my reaction to a recent report on the Internet that anticipated that humans would be marrying robots within the century.
Earlier this week, artificial intelligence researcher David Levy of the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told Livescience.com he predicted that Massachusetts in the United States — home to Ivy-League Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and a state liberal enough to push for same-sex marriages — could be the first place on earth to legalise marriages with robots by the year 2050.
You may think such a comment would come from someone who has spent too much time playing with his Aibo, Sony's now-defunct robot dog, and watching Futurama.
But in reality, that prospect is not as far-fetched as we may think.
In Greek mythology, Pygmalion fell in love with his ivory sculpture Galatea, whom he married after she was brought to life by the goddess Aphrodite.
Fast forward to the modern world: Can science play the role of Aphrodite?
Movies and books in pop culture dictate that robots will increasingly become a part of our lives.
And just in case your image of the future involves a shotgun-carrying android version of Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing sunglasses and riding a Harley, the robot maid Rosey in The Jetsons as well as Star Wars' C3PO point to a more peaceful futuristic co-existence between man and machine.
Today's robots have been largely kept behind the closed doors of mass-production manufacturing plants — doing the job of insert bolt, weld and repeat.
The Japanese have already developed robots to ease the burden on a declining labour force and an ageing population.
A vacuum-cleaning machine makes nightly rounds in some of Tokyo's skyscrapers, while US$3,500 ($5,100) robots with a spoon-and-fork swivelling arm help feed the elderly or disabled.
Honda's Asimo, a 130-cm tall robot that resembles an astronaut, is the closest science has come to replicating a human robot. As Japan's most famous humanoid, Asimo has danced and dined with dignitaries as an unofficial Japanese ambassador in between stints as a coffee-serving receptionist.
It is not exactly what people envision their android spouses to be, but it's a start.
Given the power to design the perfect mate, I'm pretty sure the curves and abs would be put in the right places as well.
Robotics pioneer Masahiro Mori believes robots should not have human-like appearance and movements, saying in 1970 that they would have an eerie feel about them should they adopt the physical imperfections of human beings.
Even so, few will be surprised to see a mechanical Brad Pitt or Jennifer Love Hewitt — the robots, not the Hollywood stars.
People can develop affection for the most inanimate objects, be it a mobile phone or a car.
Children form emotional bonds with their digital tamagotchis, with some shedding a tear when their "pet" dies.
Why not a machine that cooks, cleans, listens and even understands?
Psychologists have found around a dozen reasons why people fall in love, argues Dr Levy, and most of these can be programmed into the entity.
Even then, will society accept a union between man and machine?
The jury is still out, but some women are already cheering the prospects of a nuts-and-bolts man.
A friend told me she would welcome an android husband: "If he pushes the wrong buttons, I'll just pull the plug."
How interesthing. Can't really imagine this happening. But honestly i do not believe it will. It will mean the end of mankind! Like I Robot. Omg
Over at MTV Asia, you can win Cds, trips and movie tickets!
gianisty ********
I give it a 8/10 score for its breath. However due to the high popularity of the site, it would mean a lower chance of a successful gian. So don't be dissappointed if you don't win ya?
Just some articles i found interesthing over the past weeks
At a conference in Kuala Lumpur last year, muftis and scientists pondered how to pray in space in the face of difficulties locating Mecca and holding the prayer position in a zero-gravity environment. — AFP
LOL
Girl raped by dad 23 times from age 8
472 words
18 October 2007
Straits Times
English
(c) 2007 Singapore Press Holdings Limited
FOR one 10-year-old girl, hell was a place called home.
For over a year, starting when she was just eight, the girl was raped no fewer than 23 times at home by her father.
The 68-year-old man, who was married three times, forced himself on her even when her mother was asleep in an adjacent room in their three-room flat.
The rapes started in 2005 and ended only in February this year, when her school principal found out about the man's sordid deeds.
Early this year, the Primary 4 schoolgirl told four classmates she knew about sex as a man had slept with her and kissed her. Her troubled friends spoke to their mothers and the principal eventually found out that she had been abused by her father since she was in Primary 1.
This led to the man's arrest in late February. The girl is now in the care of a foster family.
Yesterday, the man, a chauffeur, was jailed 24 years for the series of sexual abuse on the youngest of his nine children. He was spared the cane on account of his age.
Deputy Public Prosecutor Stella Tan told Justice Tay Yong Kwang that the girl, who was born and raised in Indonesia, arrived here in July 2003 for her studies. Barely three months after her father brought her here, he began molesting her.
The father told police after his arrest that he saw his daughter scratching her buttocks one evening and he suddenly felt like touching her. (WTF!? REASON IS THAT?)
The girl, who initially slept on the same bed as her parents, was woken up by her father one night. He led her to the living room, where he molested her on a sofa.
He later warned her that if she told anyone about what he did, both she and her mother would not be able to stay on in Singapore. Out of fear, she keep quiet.
From May 2005 till January this year, the man would rape her every month. In February, he raped her twice.
After the first incident, she told her mother that 'papa touched me'. Her mother simply told her not to sleep on her parents' bed anymore.
Urging the court to impose a sentence that reflected the severity of the offences, DPP Tan said the man had taken advantage of his position of trust and subjected his daughter to his 'cruel acts' to 'satisfy his selfish sexual lust'.
In his mitigation, the man told the court he loved his daughter very much. 'She is closer to me than my wife...I never intended this to happen,' he said.
The man, who faced three rape charges, could have been jailed up to 20 years on each charge
23 times? Seriously. Like seriously. I loathe paedophiles to the core. If i had a chance I'd volunteer to perfrom the whipping or whatever tortures given to them. Notice how they only feel remorse AFTER they have been caught. For what it's worth, no amount of punishment can atone for what they did. Seriously. Like seriously. Wtf man.
On a lighter note,
A robot mate the cure for all lonely hearts?
As far-fetched as it sounds, a scientist predicts that a US state will allow marriage with androids by 2050
JOSEPH YADAOjoseph.yadao@mediacorp.com.sg
ABSURD! That was my reaction to a recent report on the Internet that anticipated that humans would be marrying robots within the century.
Earlier this week, artificial intelligence researcher David Levy of the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told Livescience.com he predicted that Massachusetts in the United States — home to Ivy-League Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and a state liberal enough to push for same-sex marriages — could be the first place on earth to legalise marriages with robots by the year 2050.
You may think such a comment would come from someone who has spent too much time playing with his Aibo, Sony's now-defunct robot dog, and watching Futurama.
But in reality, that prospect is not as far-fetched as we may think.
In Greek mythology, Pygmalion fell in love with his ivory sculpture Galatea, whom he married after she was brought to life by the goddess Aphrodite.
Fast forward to the modern world: Can science play the role of Aphrodite?
Movies and books in pop culture dictate that robots will increasingly become a part of our lives.
And just in case your image of the future involves a shotgun-carrying android version of Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing sunglasses and riding a Harley, the robot maid Rosey in The Jetsons as well as Star Wars' C3PO point to a more peaceful futuristic co-existence between man and machine.
Today's robots have been largely kept behind the closed doors of mass-production manufacturing plants — doing the job of insert bolt, weld and repeat.
The Japanese have already developed robots to ease the burden on a declining labour force and an ageing population.
A vacuum-cleaning machine makes nightly rounds in some of Tokyo's skyscrapers, while US$3,500 ($5,100) robots with a spoon-and-fork swivelling arm help feed the elderly or disabled.
Honda's Asimo, a 130-cm tall robot that resembles an astronaut, is the closest science has come to replicating a human robot. As Japan's most famous humanoid, Asimo has danced and dined with dignitaries as an unofficial Japanese ambassador in between stints as a coffee-serving receptionist.
It is not exactly what people envision their android spouses to be, but it's a start.
Given the power to design the perfect mate, I'm pretty sure the curves and abs would be put in the right places as well.
Robotics pioneer Masahiro Mori believes robots should not have human-like appearance and movements, saying in 1970 that they would have an eerie feel about them should they adopt the physical imperfections of human beings.
Even so, few will be surprised to see a mechanical Brad Pitt or Jennifer Love Hewitt — the robots, not the Hollywood stars.
People can develop affection for the most inanimate objects, be it a mobile phone or a car.
Children form emotional bonds with their digital tamagotchis, with some shedding a tear when their "pet" dies.
Why not a machine that cooks, cleans, listens and even understands?
Psychologists have found around a dozen reasons why people fall in love, argues Dr Levy, and most of these can be programmed into the entity.
Even then, will society accept a union between man and machine?
The jury is still out, but some women are already cheering the prospects of a nuts-and-bolts man.
A friend told me she would welcome an android husband: "If he pushes the wrong buttons, I'll just pull the plug."
How interesthing. Can't really imagine this happening. But honestly i do not believe it will. It will mean the end of mankind! Like I Robot. Omg
Monday, October 22, 2007
More gians!
The kingdom and lions for lambs contests are now on!
Its in the MIW webby though. Requires you to log on. Also i have YET to win something, anything! From them yet. How annoying. Its like they are challenging me to win, yet they don't pick me. Tsk. Good luck all!
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Who's your daddy!!
I was abit stressed out this week. In view of keeping up with my one gian a week, i was wondering and worrying where this weeks gian would come from as there weren't many contests around. But being a true master gianee, keeping in step with the discipline of the way, i received an sms yesterday evening! It reads
Congratulations Norman! You have win the grand prize of a Timbre pizza and 2 drinks in Youth.sg's Whatever Wednesday contest! Just show this SMS to Jeanine or Aloysius at Timbre tomorrow (17 Oct) during Rock Your World from 7pm-9pm to redeem your prize.
Who's Your Daddy! Yay. For those of you who aren't my regular blog readers, (come to think of it only got queen and sometimes Hansel who are. haha) i took part in this contest. Let me show you what it was about.
WIN! The most creative entry wins the grand prize of a Timbre pizza and 2 drinks during Rock Your World tonight on Oct 10, Wed! There will also be two consolation prizes of 2 drinks each for the next two best entries!
HOW? Just come up with 3 ways to express the emotion, “Joy” in good English - it could be a phrase, a saying, a poem, or more! Email your answers to contest@youth.sg with your name, contact number and I/C number by this Sun, Oct 14 at 11:59pm.*
And here was my entry
I felt some joy upon coming across this week's "Whatever Wednesday Supplement." I would be joyous if I could receive the consolation prizes of two drinks! Ecstatic joy will overcome me as I scream in jubilation when i hear that I have won the first prize at Timbre tonight!
I swear my entry was utter nonsense. Maybe i might get the consolation prize? But in the end i got the grand prize! Amazing. I kept laughing when i first saw the sms. Either not many people took part, or the organisers are afraid of my wrath.
"hell hath no fury like a gianee's wrath"
Three new gians! Hurry hurry! Take part now.
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The last breath, a boring movie with even worse reviews. But its FREE!
Jay Chou goody pack! Makes good recycling materials. No idea what i'd do with them. Oh ya. Can give my future ah Lian giRL fRiEnDz LoHz
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The title of this movie made me blush lol. "Enter, experience, embrace," saith the Singapore porn. Widely anticipated by Yantze fans i heard. I wonder if Tammy's starring.
Join these contests here!
Congratulations Norman! You have win the grand prize of a Timbre pizza and 2 drinks in Youth.sg's Whatever Wednesday contest! Just show this SMS to Jeanine or Aloysius at Timbre tomorrow (17 Oct) during Rock Your World from 7pm-9pm to redeem your prize.
Who's Your Daddy! Yay. For those of you who aren't my regular blog readers, (come to think of it only got queen and sometimes Hansel who are. haha) i took part in this contest. Let me show you what it was about.
WIN! The most creative entry wins the grand prize of a Timbre pizza and 2 drinks during Rock Your World tonight on Oct 10, Wed! There will also be two consolation prizes of 2 drinks each for the next two best entries!
HOW? Just come up with 3 ways to express the emotion, “Joy” in good English - it could be a phrase, a saying, a poem, or more! Email your answers to contest@youth.sg with your name, contact number and I/C number by this Sun, Oct 14 at 11:59pm.*
And here was my entry
I felt some joy upon coming across this week's "Whatever Wednesday Supplement." I would be joyous if I could receive the consolation prizes of two drinks! Ecstatic joy will overcome me as I scream in jubilation when i hear that I have won the first prize at Timbre tonight!
I swear my entry was utter nonsense. Maybe i might get the consolation prize? But in the end i got the grand prize! Amazing. I kept laughing when i first saw the sms. Either not many people took part, or the organisers are afraid of my wrath.
"hell hath no fury like a gianee's wrath"
Three new gians! Hurry hurry! Take part now.
.
The last breath, a boring movie with even worse reviews. But its FREE!
Jay Chou goody pack! Makes good recycling materials. No idea what i'd do with them. Oh ya. Can give my future ah Lian giRL fRiEnDz LoHz
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The title of this movie made me blush lol. "Enter, experience, embrace," saith the Singapore porn. Widely anticipated by Yantze fans i heard. I wonder if Tammy's starring.
Join these contests here!
Monday, October 15, 2007
Yao
Hey everyone. Promised to help my friend advertise. Where else can i reach a greater audience than on my pop blog! hur. (just reached 500 hits! yay! I probably contributed to like 450? yay!) My friend KRISTINE WONG is in this year's Female 50 gorgeous people. Do cast a vote for her if you think she's hot! Or if you wanna simply wanna save the money and bio other girls you may do so too. At sggianpeng, everything is free ma remember.
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Jamil the mud. Aka Da zui ba
Above, the leggy Kristine (Stop staring Queen dont think i dunno)
Here were the other shortlisted candidates who got short-listed but did not qualify eventually.
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Jamil the mud. Aka Da zui ba
Quan En! Aka queen. Its not a picture of Ji en ok. It's not.
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Steven Lim. Aka madman. What is he doing here!!
It was decided that through a series of tough questions, these final three contestants will be eliminated one at a time until only one remains!
Q1) Why or what made you join this year's Female top 50 Gorgeous People?
Queen - It's me! Ji en! Really! Look properly! We look alike but its me!
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Jamil - Find minah girlfriend la deh
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Steven Lim - Oh! You know why, because hor right...
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Judge - Sorry Steven, you're out
Steven - But i haven eben finish my sentence!
Judge - Get out
Steven - Oh my gawd i dont believe this man! You chicken pie! You sucks! You sucks! You sucks!
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Judge - Alright now that we have dealt with Steven, here is question 2. What would you do with the prize money of $10 000 if you won?
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Jamil - Err relak relaksing
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Queen - It's me! Ji en! Really! Look properly! We look alike but its me! Don't get tricked by the shunyan!
Queen - It's me! Ji en! Really! Look properly! We look alike but its me! Don't get tricked by the shunyan!
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Judge - Wtf? Both out.
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Jamil - Err
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Queen - ITS ME LA JI EN REALLY.
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Wah lame hor. Can't believe i just wrote all that
Tear tear cry.
I feel so loved and encouraged whenever i see fellow gianees. Yes my friend, the journey that you partake is an adventurous and free one. Haha. You have motivated me to strive for more deals in this expensive world of ours. Keep up the discipline and i guarantee that you will receive your first gian in no time at all!
Just a quick summary, there are the movies RENDITION and MR WOODCOCK at http://www.miw.com.sg/publish/sg/en/miw_friends/contests.html.
MR WOODCOCK at http://www.moviexclusive.com/index.htm
HUNTING AND GATHERING at http://www.umovies.com.sg/?intCategoryID=3
THE FERRYMAN at http://www.uip.com.sg/
Lastly if somehow you want to have your own complimentary Fashion Fusion Side Table booth rental worth $588 courtesy of Yebber.com, you can find it at http://www.youth.sg/blog/
Above are the current contests. Good luck! Do update me on your gians should you close any =)
where FREEdom beGIANS...
Just a quick summary, there are the movies RENDITION and MR WOODCOCK at http://www.miw.com.sg/publish/sg/en/miw_friends/contests.html.
MR WOODCOCK at http://www.moviexclusive.com/index.htm
HUNTING AND GATHERING at http://www.umovies.com.sg/?intCategoryID=3
THE FERRYMAN at http://www.uip.com.sg/
Lastly if somehow you want to have your own complimentary Fashion Fusion Side Table booth rental worth $588 courtesy of Yebber.com, you can find it at http://www.youth.sg/blog/
Above are the current contests. Good luck! Do update me on your gians should you close any =)
where FREEdom beGIANS...
Thursday, October 11, 2007
-_-
Went to buy some fruit juice earlier. Undecided on my choice of drinks, i asked the auntie what milkshake does she recommend.
Auntie - Got all kinds ah! Papaya, honeydew, avacago, strawberry, orange alot ah!
Me - Hmm ok what do you recommend?
Auntie - Avacado! Most value for money already! Outside sell 3 4 dollars ok! Really must try! Best value! Never try before right! Just try la!
Me - Okay..
(the juice auntie makes the drink and gives it to me and i pass her $1.40, the price of a milkshake)
Auntie - No la! Not $1.40! $1.70! Avacado ma!
Me -_- I feel like i've been duped.
I went to try the drink and it tastes like condensed milk. Has anyone tried avacado before. Does it taste like condensed milk? Knn i wanna smack her head.
Auntie - Got all kinds ah! Papaya, honeydew, avacago, strawberry, orange alot ah!
Me - Hmm ok what do you recommend?
Auntie - Avacado! Most value for money already! Outside sell 3 4 dollars ok! Really must try! Best value! Never try before right! Just try la!
Me - Okay..
(the juice auntie makes the drink and gives it to me and i pass her $1.40, the price of a milkshake)
Auntie - No la! Not $1.40! $1.70! Avacado ma!
Me -_- I feel like i've been duped.
I went to try the drink and it tastes like condensed milk. Has anyone tried avacado before. Does it taste like condensed milk? Knn i wanna smack her head.
LOL
Here's an anectedote from work.
Student comes to the counter and asks. Hi can i speak to rajeendra please?
Me- Hi geetha student looking for you.
(interaction then student leaves)
Rajeendra Sangeetha - Why do they like to call my father's name. -_-
WHAHAHA
Student comes to the counter and asks. Hi can i speak to rajeendra please?
Me- Hi geetha student looking for you.
(interaction then student leaves)
Rajeendra Sangeetha - Why do they like to call my father's name. -_-
WHAHAHA
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Who's your daddy!!
Buay tahan myself. Remember me winning hunting and gathering in monday? I went home tuesday night to a pleasant suprise in my mail box, two tickets to catch voice of a murderer! What's more those were open tickets, so i cant watch the film anytime i want hehe. 2 Hit combo waha.
Oh yes, just want to make a shout out, that i am still UNBEATEN in facebook's IQ test. Ye lesser mortals. Tsk. Wu Di Shi Ji Mo De. Im still waiting for someone worthy to beat me =)
I thought this article was funny.
Thou shalt not steal...but he stole a Bible
A DISTRICT judge dished out more than just a jail term yesterday to a man who had stolen a Bible to replace his torn and tattered one.
Community Court judge Bala Reddy gave the thief a new Bible before packing him off to prison for four months.
Before Tan Jit Liang, 26, left the dock, District Judge Reddy told him to open his gift and turn to a certain page in the Old Testament.
The judge said: 'You will see at page 65 that it says 'Thou shalt not steal'.
'While you are in prison, sit in prison and read the Bible, and ensure that you don't come before the courts again.''
The judge noted that Tan had several previous convictions for theft and had stolen books before.
'Now you have gone on to steal the Bible,'' the judge admonished.
Tan admitted telling a psychiatrist that he wanted a new Bible to replace his old one which had been torn.
Judge Reddy warned him that he would be considered for corrective training - a stricter regime meant for repeat offenders - the next time he broke the law again.
He jailed him for four months for stealing the New International Version Bible and a Bible cover which cost $99 from Tecman Management Services at Bras Basah Complex on Sept 17.
Police inspector Sheik Alaudeen said a sales assistant saw Tan behaving suspiciously at the shop at about 1.30pm that day.
The sales assistant stopped Tan outside the shop. He was hugging his haversack in front of him and became defensive.
Upon checking the contents in the bag, the shop assistant found the two items which had not been paid for.
Tan was detained and handed over to the police.
Pleading for leniency yesterday, Tan said he realised his mistake and promised not to offend again.
He had previous convictions for breaching protection orders and had been stealing since 2002.
He was last given two months' jail for theft almost a year ago.
Tan could have been jailed for up to seven years for his latest offence
Oh yes, just want to make a shout out, that i am still UNBEATEN in facebook's IQ test. Ye lesser mortals. Tsk. Wu Di Shi Ji Mo De. Im still waiting for someone worthy to beat me =)
I thought this article was funny.
Thou shalt not steal...but he stole a Bible
A DISTRICT judge dished out more than just a jail term yesterday to a man who had stolen a Bible to replace his torn and tattered one.
Community Court judge Bala Reddy gave the thief a new Bible before packing him off to prison for four months.
Before Tan Jit Liang, 26, left the dock, District Judge Reddy told him to open his gift and turn to a certain page in the Old Testament.
The judge said: 'You will see at page 65 that it says 'Thou shalt not steal'.
'While you are in prison, sit in prison and read the Bible, and ensure that you don't come before the courts again.''
The judge noted that Tan had several previous convictions for theft and had stolen books before.
'Now you have gone on to steal the Bible,'' the judge admonished.
Tan admitted telling a psychiatrist that he wanted a new Bible to replace his old one which had been torn.
Judge Reddy warned him that he would be considered for corrective training - a stricter regime meant for repeat offenders - the next time he broke the law again.
He jailed him for four months for stealing the New International Version Bible and a Bible cover which cost $99 from Tecman Management Services at Bras Basah Complex on Sept 17.
Police inspector Sheik Alaudeen said a sales assistant saw Tan behaving suspiciously at the shop at about 1.30pm that day.
The sales assistant stopped Tan outside the shop. He was hugging his haversack in front of him and became defensive.
Upon checking the contents in the bag, the shop assistant found the two items which had not been paid for.
Tan was detained and handed over to the police.
Pleading for leniency yesterday, Tan said he realised his mistake and promised not to offend again.
He had previous convictions for breaching protection orders and had been stealing since 2002.
He was last given two months' jail for theft almost a year ago.
Tan could have been jailed for up to seven years for his latest offence
Monday, October 8, 2007
Who's your daddy?
You, yes you!
Thanks to taking part in our Youth.SG Fryday Giveaways last, er, Friday, you've won yourself a pair of Hunting and Gathering preview tickets.
Preview details:
Date: 15th Oct 07, Monday
Time: 7.30pm
Venue: Lido Classics
Please print out this email and present it at the venue 15 mins prior to screening in exchange for your tickets. Easy!- THE TEAM OF YOUTH.SG
Wah not say i wanna boast but buay tahan myself. Really one thing a week. And yes! It's at LIDO and not some crappy place like balestier hehe.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Goodbye my Lover..
I feel so lousy.. I didn't qualify for the James Blunt contest. I sent in the first sms without avail. Then i prepared a second sms with more answers. But i didnt send it out immediately cos i wanted to think more. In the end my answer was right but i was too slow! I feel like crying.
I hope it rains like thunderstorm typhoon kinda rain during his concert.
I hope it rains like thunderstorm typhoon kinda rain during his concert.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
FERRYMAN
Yippee another new contest from UIP. Hint this site has many little participants. It was where i won consecutive contests. Chiong!
Stand to win 2 tickets to a special preview on 24 October!If you had the power to switch bodies, whose body would you want to be in, and why?
http://www.uip.com.sg/ferryman/
The movie looks lame though. Hee
Sidenote: Omg tried taking part in the James Blunt contest again this morning. I tried the words performing and dubbing to fill up the blanks. The answer was documentation. 5 syllabus words are above me. I have only until thurs to qualify. Basha!
Monday, October 1, 2007
Yay... Hmm What do i do with this..
Just received this in my mail.
Thank you! I love JJ (My reply upon hearing the news)
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2007 15:50:49 +0800
From: laichow@youth.sg
To: nanapudding@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Whatever KillerCongrats!You've won yourself a spanking cool Killer single. Watch out for this in your mail this week!
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On 26/09/2007, Norman Phua <nanapudding@hotmail.com> wrote:
If I had the power to ban just one thing, anything at all, I would ban smoking and the import of cigarettes. Smoking is detrimental to the health of the smoker and harms second hand smokers unlucky enough to be caught in the smog. Despite continual efforts by the media and various health groups promoting the ill effects of smoking and conversely, the positive effects of not smoking, the prevailency of smokers is still on a rise, especially in the underaged youth and women population. We all know that smoking causes cancer and all sorts of diseases, wastes a ton of money and that the stale smell of cigarette smoke stinks. Yet, we are still not persuaded enough to be able to quit. Smokers who are interested to quit, often fail too. It may seem harsh but if i had the power to ban anything, cigarettes would definitely be it.
Thats me on if i had the power to ban anything in Singapore.
Hmm what do i do with the JJ cd. I honestly hate him. He's face is gay. Let me know if you want it. I sell u 50c?
Thank you! I love JJ (My reply upon hearing the news)
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2007 15:50:49 +0800
From: laichow@youth.sg
To: nanapudding@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Whatever KillerCongrats!You've won yourself a spanking cool Killer single. Watch out for this in your mail this week!
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On 26/09/2007, Norman Phua <nanapudding@hotmail.com> wrote:
If I had the power to ban just one thing, anything at all, I would ban smoking and the import of cigarettes. Smoking is detrimental to the health of the smoker and harms second hand smokers unlucky enough to be caught in the smog. Despite continual efforts by the media and various health groups promoting the ill effects of smoking and conversely, the positive effects of not smoking, the prevailency of smokers is still on a rise, especially in the underaged youth and women population. We all know that smoking causes cancer and all sorts of diseases, wastes a ton of money and that the stale smell of cigarette smoke stinks. Yet, we are still not persuaded enough to be able to quit. Smokers who are interested to quit, often fail too. It may seem harsh but if i had the power to ban anything, cigarettes would definitely be it.
Thats me on if i had the power to ban anything in Singapore.
Hmm what do i do with the JJ cd. I honestly hate him. He's face is gay. Let me know if you want it. I sell u 50c?
Progress Report
Just a quick update on the progress of a GianPeng. It is my goal to win something each and every week, for the rest of my gian peng journey in this life. At this juncture, i must pause to apologise to my ardent followers. In the race to take part in all these competitions and contests, all screaming FREE! TAKE ME! I have compromised, giving in to quantity where i should have paid more attention to quality. Getting my fingers burnt at Balestier watching The Sun Also Rises and feeling silly winning the modern dance tickets at NUS whom NOBODY wanted although i was giving them away has made me more mature in this cruel world of gianpengs. The moral is "Not everything free must go, just take!"
Sidenote: The morning show on 987FM has a "what the beep!" contest, where they omit a word a celebrity says with a beep. Guess what's behind the beep to win tickets to SYDNEY AUSTRALIA to catch JAMES BLUNT live! This is like Tokyo Summersonic all over again man. But the thing is, i can't figure out the answer! It's so frustrating. Like before, the winners this week will meet on friday for a final showdown. Man I'm gonna try everyday. Given my skills i don't believe i cant. I can do it! BASHA! Then again i don't really like James Blunt that much. Cant imagine him gazing at me and repeat over and over "you're beautiful, oh you're beautiful its true!" I might hit him. I suspect he's gay too. That why he is James Blunt, no more sharp. HUR! Yup but to WIN a trip to SYDNEY would be lau chupish. BASHA!
GV TECH.MAC Coffee Maker
To win a TECH.MAC Coffee Maker, simply SMS your name & NRIC in the following format to participate in the draw:GV,
Promotion is valid till 31 Oct 2007.
Mai tu. Just take part. SMS only what. Although i dont know what i'm gonna do with it should i win and my small house can no longer accomodate junk.
But its just feels sooooooooo good!
Also, I'd like all of the gianees out there to join the Golden Village membership club.
- It's FREE!
- It's FREE!
- Invitations to premieres
- Monthly lucky draws
- It's FREE!
Not a bad deal in my opinion. Got a couple other perks which doesn't apply to me as it involves spending in order to receive.
May i win the coffee maker. Yeah...
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Paris
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Audrey's signature pose is still widely used and copied today. She embodies the simple black dress which seemingly only she carries off best.
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Wtf. As much of a Paris Hilton fan i am, this is really wtf. She looks like a chambermaid on drugs. Seriously makes me wanna smack her face. But i still love u ok baby? Just not right now.
Click here to help paris escape from jail! Its quite fun. Find items to unlock other items and ultimately attain freedom. Hee.
http://www.addictinggames.com/escapingparis2.html
Who's your daddy? cum The Detective
Ok that heading sounds wrong. First up another contest won.
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Dear Norman Phua,
Thank you for joining our Whatever Dance Reflections contest on Sept 12. You are now the lucky beholder of a pair of tickets to the following performance:
WHAT: JAMUAN Bisu …PARAdis_e…? by Gerard Mosterd & Boi Sakti
WHEN: Friday, Sept 28, 8pm
WHERE: University Cultural Centre HallKindly produce this email printout at the venue 15 minutes prior to the screening for your tickets.
Please bring along your I/C for verification.
Thank you! See you there.
I'm not exactly a big dance fan. Especially when the dance is called Whatever Dance Reflections
Not sure if they are gonna carry the drink run around the stage shouting whatever! muahaha! whatever! muahaha. You know, like the commercial. However for those who do appreciate such dances, so message me for tickets.
Here is the proper review of it.
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The world was a paradise. In this paradise women ruled. There were no possessions, no war and violence.Eroticism was not a taboo and there was freedom and tolerance.
This new work is the result of a collaboration between Dutch-Indonesian theatre maker Gerard Mosterd and world renowned Sumatran, Bessie Award winning, choreographer Boi G Sakti.
I think the idea of mad people running around the stage shouting Whatever! and Muahaha! sounds more appealing. But thats just me.
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Also, new contest at http://www.moviexclusive.com/contest/thedetective/contest.htm
I hope i win it. Its been awhile since i've caught good old decent mandarin cop movie. Basha!
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Also congrats to Beh on winning 987's song squeeze yesterday. You're a good gianee. Keep it up. Basha!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Voice of a Murderer!
Dear loyal gianees,
new contest update at http://www.moviexclusive.com/contest/voiceofamurderer/contest.htm
Good luck!
STEVEN LIM
Yes! Today I'm going to write about Steven Lim. http://www.stevenlim.net/
I am not ashamed, albeit embarassed, to confess that i am a fan of his. Not many people can make me laugh instantly when i look at their faces. This 31 year old boy amazes me at the amount of bull he can generate. But its so funny! Especially his videos. Omg I've never laughed so hard at any streamed video in my life. Be it him doing a pseudo napolean dynamite dance, doing pull ups in his undies or singing songs to "inspire" those who need strength, right down to an anti aids commercial omg LOL, he just cracks me up. I just added him on friendster LOL.
Above is the link to his machael jackson looking for girlfriend dance video. If anyone can watch it without laughing or smiling i'll chia drinks i swear. Its so bloody funny. I cannot take it. His intensity is just overwhelming.
To end here's a free advertisement for dear Steven.
Looking for a girlfriend, no matter you are black, white or orange. As long you r pretty, nice, faithful n gorgeous & gorgeous. Dun hesitate to adopt me. Application to be my girlfriend/stead now open! Whilst stock last! Call/ sms +(65)93857300 to apply now. Tell all your friends about it!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Prayer
Just went to the pantry to fill my water bottle when i saw some guy spanking the photocopy machine in a forehand tennis style manner weird.
Today i lost wallet. I hate that sinking feeling of loss and helplessness. Where you can't control your fate and there's just nothing you can do but wait and hope. As i was about to go buy my combo beef burger i noticed my stupid brown wallet was missing. The only way i could have lost it was either
a) A student reached through the glass panel risking being expelled to steal my cashless wallet
b) My colleague stole it. Possibly weird photocopy spanker
c) I dropped it in the toilet as i took off my pants to remove my oh so big tool.
d) Cleaning lady risked her job to steal my wallet
As my wallet has no cash, the only thing of value to them is my EZ link card. With my IC they could borrow money from loansharks or sign up multiple mobile subscription plans with it. I went to the ICA website to check on the replacement cost omg $100. Why is our government so nice. I was already plotting to make them waive the fee, forming a 100 excuses and pitiful sentiments. I even practiced the I'm so poor thing you sure you want to charge me look.
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I looked everywhere! The toilet, the foodcourt, the boxes on the floor in case it fell in. No where =( As i sank into depression, my colleague MSNed and told me that she would pray for me. The next minute a student cam looking for some certificate which i don't know where it's at. So i asked the msn colleague where it was and she came over to my desk, searched the boxes on the floor and omg there was my dumbass wallet in the box grinning at me. This was like 10 seconds after she msned me. PRO.
It didn't even dawn on me to pray first, like how she did, even though she wasn't the one who had lost the wallet. I relished in depression instead. Well learnt lesson. Don't anyhow blame the cleaning lady. Hur
P/S- When i find out who you are stalker, I'm gonna pinch your nipples
Today i lost wallet. I hate that sinking feeling of loss and helplessness. Where you can't control your fate and there's just nothing you can do but wait and hope. As i was about to go buy my combo beef burger i noticed my stupid brown wallet was missing. The only way i could have lost it was either
a) A student reached through the glass panel risking being expelled to steal my cashless wallet
b) My colleague stole it. Possibly weird photocopy spanker
c) I dropped it in the toilet as i took off my pants to remove my oh so big tool.
d) Cleaning lady risked her job to steal my wallet
As my wallet has no cash, the only thing of value to them is my EZ link card. With my IC they could borrow money from loansharks or sign up multiple mobile subscription plans with it. I went to the ICA website to check on the replacement cost omg $100. Why is our government so nice. I was already plotting to make them waive the fee, forming a 100 excuses and pitiful sentiments. I even practiced the I'm so poor thing you sure you want to charge me look.
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I looked everywhere! The toilet, the foodcourt, the boxes on the floor in case it fell in. No where =( As i sank into depression, my colleague MSNed and told me that she would pray for me. The next minute a student cam looking for some certificate which i don't know where it's at. So i asked the msn colleague where it was and she came over to my desk, searched the boxes on the floor and omg there was my dumbass wallet in the box grinning at me. This was like 10 seconds after she msned me. PRO.
It didn't even dawn on me to pray first, like how she did, even though she wasn't the one who had lost the wallet. I relished in depression instead. Well learnt lesson. Don't anyhow blame the cleaning lady. Hur
P/S- When i find out who you are stalker, I'm gonna pinch your nipples
Friday, September 21, 2007
LOL
Was drawing money today at science block in NUS. The China girl in front of me was cute, tall and fair. I was checking her out until i noticed her hairy legs and faint moustache. That was quite turnoffish LOL. Reminds me of Sun Lao Shi, my secondary school chinese teacher. I miss those days. I swear by the time I'm 35 and still unattached, i'll follow daniel meepok's path, which is to marry a China bride. I think he wants a Vietnamese one, but cant communicate! Except through actions? Hur.
Blood drive model
Blood drive model
As i was queuing up, there was a blood drive going on and being the super cool and giving person that i am, i was interested in infusing my awesome blood into the poor bodies of others. There was a girl giving out flyers about the drive and Mr Blood Man, the big headed blood model was with her, trying to excite people to donate i suppose. Lo and behold, Mr Blood Man suddenly removed his costume and it was!
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DANIEL FOO! LOL i was laughing so hard the ATM people were annoyed cos it was my turn and i wasnt using the machine yet.
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SHUNYAN SHUNYAN SHUNYAN!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
The sun also rises
Went to watch "The Sun Also Rises" at Balestier last night. Was struggling whether to catch it. On one hand, it's soooo far away! On the other, its FREE! Yeah baby. In the end of course i went. Read up on the reviews to prepare myself. The reviews weren't good at all but nevermind lah. FREE. For those who haven't been to Shaw Plaza to watch a movie, keep it that way. It is comparable to empress, but not at the "discounted rates." Anyway so there i was with menses girl from sailing cos she lives nearby, finding a seat in the theatre. It was half full. Either there wasn't that many people taking part in the contest, or they gave up tickets since its soooo far.
Here's the review taken from imdb.
Don't expect to figure everything out, 16 September 2007
Author: pvernezze from China
The movie basically revolves around two interconnecting stories. In the first story, the mother of an 18 year old boy in the countryside of revolutionary China 1976 begins acting strangely once she falls out of a tree trying to retrieve a pair of her shoes that a mysteriously appearing bird, which was repeating "I know, I know, I know," had stolen. In the second story a teacher at a university in Shanghai (same time, 1976) is falsely accused of groping a female doctor at a film (where he is chased down and beaten by a crowd). The final segment of the movie connects the two tales.I left the theater with several plot questions unanswered and was glad to find out the Chinese audience I watched it with (in Chengdu, China) were equally as puzzled but just as enraptured with the film. You will definitely leave asking questions that I would assert are not possible to answer from the information provided in the film. But you also soon discover that it is really o.k. and the unanswered questions leave you thinking and talking about the film long after you have seen the movie. The film has a magical quality to it, even though it takes place during that most unmagical of times, the Cultural Revolution, with everything except for one scene at the end being set in 1976. The director, Jiang Wen, has only made three films in 15 years, and this is the only one of his that I have seen. But it definitely makes me want to see his other films.
Doesn't sound all that bad right?
Here's my review of it.
WHAT THE FUCK? This is the stupidest movie i have seen in my entire life. It has officially taken over "In the Bedroom," another Do Not Watch Ever movie. The stupid sun also rises is a 3 segment movie. It begins with a crazy mum running off to climb a tree, jump off of it and landing on her head. This repeats several times until she is miraculously sane again. No, i'm not joking. The second part is about a horny woman claiming that a man pinched her ass, so that she can marry him -_- The man then mysteriously dies and the movie provides no explaination whatsoever of why this happened. WTF. The third instalment is about another horny woman in her 40s sleeping with a 20 year old man, who i found out later is played my jacky chan's son. And he wonders why his acting skills were not comparable to Brad Pitt's in a previous award ceremony. Seriously, anyone who has seen that movie will agree that no acting skills were needed for his role. The grand finale is the most gao lat. Seriously. This pregnant lady on the train was damn pregnant. She got a little excited and distracted over some flying cloth and the next thing i know, she looks at her tummy and wa la! she just GAVE BIRTH unknowingly!!!!!!! The baby slipped through a hole in the carriage floor into a bed of roses, ON the tracks. AMAZING. I couldn't have thought of a better plot. This godlike show ends, with a soliloquy of the mother screaming nonsense for a full two minutes. It was a really painful performance. I could literally feel her pain in my ears. Damn convincing. I was in pain too.
So yes, i challenge you to watch this movie. If you dont think it's shit, i'll refund ya your ticket price. Seriously stupidest show ever.
After that i went with menses girl for some dinner. The drinks came and being the gentlemen that i am, i said "it's okay, i'll get that." Cool right. But somehow, that incident seemed to have transcribed and intepreted as "it's Okay, i'll get that. and that and that and that too." AHHAAHA wah that was quite funny expression. Anyway bak kut teh came and i got that. Ordered you teow and i got that too. Still unsure if drinking 3 bowls of the bak kut teh soup was wise. It made my wallet feel justified, but make my stomach pain =(
Bus and train fare to balestier and home - $3 Dinner and drinks - $ 13
Total damage, $16 for that crapass movie. HAI
Here's the review taken from imdb.
Don't expect to figure everything out, 16 September 2007
Author: pvernezze from China
The movie basically revolves around two interconnecting stories. In the first story, the mother of an 18 year old boy in the countryside of revolutionary China 1976 begins acting strangely once she falls out of a tree trying to retrieve a pair of her shoes that a mysteriously appearing bird, which was repeating "I know, I know, I know," had stolen. In the second story a teacher at a university in Shanghai (same time, 1976) is falsely accused of groping a female doctor at a film (where he is chased down and beaten by a crowd). The final segment of the movie connects the two tales.I left the theater with several plot questions unanswered and was glad to find out the Chinese audience I watched it with (in Chengdu, China) were equally as puzzled but just as enraptured with the film. You will definitely leave asking questions that I would assert are not possible to answer from the information provided in the film. But you also soon discover that it is really o.k. and the unanswered questions leave you thinking and talking about the film long after you have seen the movie. The film has a magical quality to it, even though it takes place during that most unmagical of times, the Cultural Revolution, with everything except for one scene at the end being set in 1976. The director, Jiang Wen, has only made three films in 15 years, and this is the only one of his that I have seen. But it definitely makes me want to see his other films.
Doesn't sound all that bad right?
Here's my review of it.
WHAT THE FUCK? This is the stupidest movie i have seen in my entire life. It has officially taken over "In the Bedroom," another Do Not Watch Ever movie. The stupid sun also rises is a 3 segment movie. It begins with a crazy mum running off to climb a tree, jump off of it and landing on her head. This repeats several times until she is miraculously sane again. No, i'm not joking. The second part is about a horny woman claiming that a man pinched her ass, so that she can marry him -_- The man then mysteriously dies and the movie provides no explaination whatsoever of why this happened. WTF. The third instalment is about another horny woman in her 40s sleeping with a 20 year old man, who i found out later is played my jacky chan's son. And he wonders why his acting skills were not comparable to Brad Pitt's in a previous award ceremony. Seriously, anyone who has seen that movie will agree that no acting skills were needed for his role. The grand finale is the most gao lat. Seriously. This pregnant lady on the train was damn pregnant. She got a little excited and distracted over some flying cloth and the next thing i know, she looks at her tummy and wa la! she just GAVE BIRTH unknowingly!!!!!!! The baby slipped through a hole in the carriage floor into a bed of roses, ON the tracks. AMAZING. I couldn't have thought of a better plot. This godlike show ends, with a soliloquy of the mother screaming nonsense for a full two minutes. It was a really painful performance. I could literally feel her pain in my ears. Damn convincing. I was in pain too.
So yes, i challenge you to watch this movie. If you dont think it's shit, i'll refund ya your ticket price. Seriously stupidest show ever.
After that i went with menses girl for some dinner. The drinks came and being the gentlemen that i am, i said "it's okay, i'll get that." Cool right. But somehow, that incident seemed to have transcribed and intepreted as "it's Okay, i'll get that. and that and that and that too." AHHAAHA wah that was quite funny expression. Anyway bak kut teh came and i got that. Ordered you teow and i got that too. Still unsure if drinking 3 bowls of the bak kut teh soup was wise. It made my wallet feel justified, but make my stomach pain =(
Bus and train fare to balestier and home - $3 Dinner and drinks - $ 13
Total damage, $16 for that crapass movie. HAI
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Who's your daddy?
Dear Winner,
Congratulations on winning the "The Sun Also Rises" Preview Ticket!
The Preview will be on this Wednesday and it will be screen at Shaw Balestier 2. Your Movie Pass (for 2 Pax) had been mailed* to you and it should be in your post box by Tuesday.
In the event that you can't make it, the tickets are transferable. Please don't waste the tickets & the distributors / moviexclusive's effort.
Details of screening:
Date: 19 Sept 2007, Wednesday
Time: 7.15pm
Venue: Shaw Balestier 2
Invitation admits 2
Thanks and Best Regards
MX Team
Yay i'm so clever!
Abit far though. But I'm not complaining. =)
Congratulations on winning the "The Sun Also Rises" Preview Ticket!
The Preview will be on this Wednesday and it will be screen at Shaw Balestier 2. Your Movie Pass (for 2 Pax) had been mailed* to you and it should be in your post box by Tuesday.
In the event that you can't make it, the tickets are transferable. Please don't waste the tickets & the distributors / moviexclusive's effort.
Details of screening:
Date: 19 Sept 2007, Wednesday
Time: 7.15pm
Venue: Shaw Balestier 2
Invitation admits 2
Thanks and Best Regards
MX Team
Yay i'm so clever!
Abit far though. But I'm not complaining. =)
Monday, September 17, 2007
sailing
Had a sailing trip over the weekend to Pulau Hantu. Was good except for the light winds. I lookweird cos my arms are red bt my body is white. It looks something like this.
Ok maybe not so extreme. There was this guy so burnt, he kept making ahh and ergh noises the whole night, writhing in pain. I felt quite bad cos i couldn't do anything for him, but it was also a challenge not to go up and rub his burnt skin and shout song bo! ahha. Anyway this post is about youth.
Looking at most of the other sailors still in the polytechnic now, all 17 and 18 and innocent makes me wish i could turn back time and enjoy my youth. But it was cool mixing with them. Reminds me of how retarded teenagers can still be.
There were many couples, amazing. Two couples were by the shed. One girl was on the lap of her boyfriend and from the corner of my eye, they were playing scissors paper stone whereby the loser had to kiss the other half. Wah are kids these days really so open or am i really behind times. No wonder we get more and more Tammys these days. Not that i'm complaining. Ha. Flak is always good entertainment.
Hantu is pitch black island at night offering only moonlight, coconut trees and a small toilet as companionship. It was about 11 in the night and i just came back from the toilet alone.
Gary - Where did you go?
Me- I went toilet
Gary - What? Alone?!!
Me - yup
Gary - Omg you very brave leh!
Me - Speechless
Around 12 we were huddling by the jetty, having small talk.
Gary- Omg did you know norman went to the toilet all by alone earlier! So dark and scary!
Others - Really? You not afraid?
Me - Of what? Nobody else here what.
Others - You not scared people jump out or suddenly appear and walk beside you?
Me - Only Denesh can do that
Denesh -_- knn
Me - LOL
A good man brought along black label. Bless his soul. Being the qian bei bu zui that i am i poured more of it than mixers and slowly sipped it, cos i was afraid they would run out of mixers.
Others - Omg how can you drink that!
Me - Hmm maybe when you're older you can.
Others - Its so horrible!
Me - I ran out of replies then.
Then this girl drank a little of black label neat, like how you would pour from the bottle for only half a second. She was high in an instant and told me her life story. That was quite funny.
Back at the poly marina while washing the boats i noticed this girl bleeding at the back of both sides of her thighs. At first thought i was like shit did she cut herself? Then it hit me kao is she leaking. So to save her some face, or at least i tried to, i asked hey are u hurt you look like you're bleeding. She no? where? When she looked she just went argggh! And ran. I guess i should have put it across more delicately but ya. Haha. Man i love kids.
Yeah just reminded me how fun it was when i was younger, where you don't have to spend much money to have entertainment. Where you can play WWF or Bishi Bashi for the entire day. Where you can spend the night out doing nothing just wait for a glimpse of the sunrise. After which you complain hot and hmm so bo liao and go home to sleep.
Will update this post with more pictures when i receive them.
Ok maybe not so extreme. There was this guy so burnt, he kept making ahh and ergh noises the whole night, writhing in pain. I felt quite bad cos i couldn't do anything for him, but it was also a challenge not to go up and rub his burnt skin and shout song bo! ahha. Anyway this post is about youth.
Looking at most of the other sailors still in the polytechnic now, all 17 and 18 and innocent makes me wish i could turn back time and enjoy my youth. But it was cool mixing with them. Reminds me of how retarded teenagers can still be.
There were many couples, amazing. Two couples were by the shed. One girl was on the lap of her boyfriend and from the corner of my eye, they were playing scissors paper stone whereby the loser had to kiss the other half. Wah are kids these days really so open or am i really behind times. No wonder we get more and more Tammys these days. Not that i'm complaining. Ha. Flak is always good entertainment.
Hantu is pitch black island at night offering only moonlight, coconut trees and a small toilet as companionship. It was about 11 in the night and i just came back from the toilet alone.
Gary - Where did you go?
Me- I went toilet
Gary - What? Alone?!!
Me - yup
Gary - Omg you very brave leh!
Me - Speechless
Around 12 we were huddling by the jetty, having small talk.
Gary- Omg did you know norman went to the toilet all by alone earlier! So dark and scary!
Others - Really? You not afraid?
Me - Of what? Nobody else here what.
Others - You not scared people jump out or suddenly appear and walk beside you?
Me - Only Denesh can do that
Denesh -_- knn
Me - LOL
A good man brought along black label. Bless his soul. Being the qian bei bu zui that i am i poured more of it than mixers and slowly sipped it, cos i was afraid they would run out of mixers.
Others - Omg how can you drink that!
Me - Hmm maybe when you're older you can.
Others - Its so horrible!
Me - I ran out of replies then.
Then this girl drank a little of black label neat, like how you would pour from the bottle for only half a second. She was high in an instant and told me her life story. That was quite funny.
Back at the poly marina while washing the boats i noticed this girl bleeding at the back of both sides of her thighs. At first thought i was like shit did she cut herself? Then it hit me kao is she leaking. So to save her some face, or at least i tried to, i asked hey are u hurt you look like you're bleeding. She no? where? When she looked she just went argggh! And ran. I guess i should have put it across more delicately but ya. Haha. Man i love kids.
Yeah just reminded me how fun it was when i was younger, where you don't have to spend much money to have entertainment. Where you can play WWF or Bishi Bashi for the entire day. Where you can spend the night out doing nothing just wait for a glimpse of the sunrise. After which you complain hot and hmm so bo liao and go home to sleep.
Will update this post with more pictures when i receive them.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
KT Turnstall
Omg i feel sick. Some faggot has won the KT contest and its not me... I hope he appears somewhere in the papers so i can injure him and take his place.. Soso close. Hai
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Add ons
Todays' joke
Question: What did the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden engine and wooden windows do?
(Answer: Scroll down)
Ok here's another movie contest for lindsay lohan's new flick, I know who killed me from http://www.youth.sg/blog/. Apparently they got a new contest every wednesday. Cool.
Also found http://www.miw.com.sg/publish/sg/en/miw_friends/contests.html. It's good too except it needs you to be a member to log in. A small hassle for a long term relationship of freebies. Took part in the Balls of Fury, Rogue Assasin, Waitress, Joshua, Shoot em up movie contests. And err some OSIM arm chair giveaway. Not sure where in my house still got space but nevermind la. Win first then say.
Goodness this is another faithful movie giveaway bonanza site. I'm telling you the list is ending man. I must have taken part in the Balls of Fury Contests like 4 times on seperate sponsors by now. Seems like i will have to watch the show 4 times so as not to waste it. Anyway the address http://www.umovies.com.sg/.
Wow this gianpeng shit is not all fun and games. It honestly involves hardwork and determination. I'm glad i'm doing my part in giving back to society.
(ANSWER)
It WOULDN'T move!
Question: What did the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden engine and wooden windows do?
(Answer: Scroll down)
Ok here's another movie contest for lindsay lohan's new flick, I know who killed me from http://www.youth.sg/blog/. Apparently they got a new contest every wednesday. Cool.
Also found http://www.miw.com.sg/publish/sg/en/miw_friends/contests.html. It's good too except it needs you to be a member to log in. A small hassle for a long term relationship of freebies. Took part in the Balls of Fury, Rogue Assasin, Waitress, Joshua, Shoot em up movie contests. And err some OSIM arm chair giveaway. Not sure where in my house still got space but nevermind la. Win first then say.
Goodness this is another faithful movie giveaway bonanza site. I'm telling you the list is ending man. I must have taken part in the Balls of Fury Contests like 4 times on seperate sponsors by now. Seems like i will have to watch the show 4 times so as not to waste it. Anyway the address http://www.umovies.com.sg/.
Wow this gianpeng shit is not all fun and games. It honestly involves hardwork and determination. I'm glad i'm doing my part in giving back to society.
(ANSWER)
It WOULDN'T move!
moviexclusive
Hello everybody!
I was thinking of means to help increase my exposure to contests. So i googled the word "contest," singapore sites, and wala! The first hit was http://www.moviexclusive.com/index.htm. This site offers by far the most gian oppotunities compared to the other links i have posted up. It is concurrently offering five contests right now! My goodness "what ya waiting what ya waiting what ya waiting for-or?" What an amazing ling gan that i have discovered. However they only allow one entry for each contest lol.. So cannot whack. Nonetheless it is defintely worth the effort. Below are some contests which i feel are worth taking part. Left out those where you get to win keychains and stuff. Not that keychains are not cool, they're just redundant and take up space.
Balls of fury movie giveaway
Waitress Movie Giveaway
Savage Grace Movie Giveaway
Some opera giveaway. Not really sure what it's about. But it's FREE!!
Gianisity ********
Easy to take part, like taking candy from a kid, taking a shit, reaching for tissue. So simple with a good chance of winning. I give it a 8/10 star for gianisity.
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You tell me take part so many contests, how to don't win?
I was thinking of means to help increase my exposure to contests. So i googled the word "contest," singapore sites, and wala! The first hit was http://www.moviexclusive.com/index.htm. This site offers by far the most gian oppotunities compared to the other links i have posted up. It is concurrently offering five contests right now! My goodness "what ya waiting what ya waiting what ya waiting for-or?" What an amazing ling gan that i have discovered. However they only allow one entry for each contest lol.. So cannot whack. Nonetheless it is defintely worth the effort. Below are some contests which i feel are worth taking part. Left out those where you get to win keychains and stuff. Not that keychains are not cool, they're just redundant and take up space.
Balls of fury movie giveaway
Waitress Movie Giveaway
Savage Grace Movie Giveaway
Some opera giveaway. Not really sure what it's about. But it's FREE!!
Gianisity ********
Easy to take part, like taking candy from a kid, taking a shit, reaching for tissue. So simple with a good chance of winning. I give it a 8/10 star for gianisity.
.
You tell me take part so many contests, how to don't win?
Friday, September 7, 2007
Bachelorism
Okay sorry fans for the delay on our discussion about the movie date i had on tuesday. Due to some techinical difficulties, i was unable to upload pictures from my cool razor V3 handphone till now. I shall consider bringing out my digicam more often.
Now where was I. Oh yes! the movie date. I wanted to eat the pontian wanton mee because its nice and cheap. But ended up going to village cos she wanted to eat rosti. Rosti = potato = kantang. It was an ok meal, although its the same, but i feel Marche tastes better than Village. Maybe cos Marche sounds like Wa seh! and Village sounds like very-expensive-leh! when you say it real quick. Ok that bit doesn't make much sense. Anyway she was a very nice girl and insisted on going dutch. Anyway this post is not about how the date went, but about me and my mojo. Dear loyal readers, i'm sad to say i think i have lost my mojo. I don't remember feeling as inadequate as i did in the past during dates. Not just this movie date example but many previous ones. I do not remember being so hum ji or tongue tied. I remember being smoother and more suave. Where by just giving the blue steel look, girls crumble and fall at my feet. Well i choose to believe that and not because they simply tripped and fell. Erm for those of you who did not catch zoolander, please do. It rocks. Below is the blue steel look which when used, charms the socks off any girl. But i think the plot revolves around the assasination of the PM of Msia or something like that so it was bumped off the theatres. Watched the downloaded version. really funny!
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Blue steel. Just look at the sexy intensity
Here was my attempt at it.
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I think its even sexier. Just look at those kiss-me-baby lips.
I think my looks attributes to reasons why im single. But I'm not too sure. I mean are girls really that intimidated by guys with good looks? Give me a break.. Ugly also complain then handsome also shy. Tsk. Girls..
I was thinking that i am going to be single for a long long time with my current mojo level, financial woes and overwhelming looks. Just when this thought came to my mind, this picture appeared in the train.
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BK SINGLES meal poster A
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and BK SINGLES poster B
.
I felt taunted by Burger King. I hope they become bankrupt kings soon.
.
When i opened the mailbox i was stunned by another Basta** King flyer. It was insult to injury. It was lemon on my wound. It was snatching my last 2 dollar note when i want to eat my double cheeseburger.
This my friends, is known as a 3-hit combo.
The signs. The signs! I'm gonna die sad and lonely. But thats not all, the daily bread's topic of the day was about marriage and my ex who msns me like once in 3 months did so that night. My friends, that was a 5-hit combo in all.
Now where was I. Oh yes! the movie date. I wanted to eat the pontian wanton mee because its nice and cheap. But ended up going to village cos she wanted to eat rosti. Rosti = potato = kantang. It was an ok meal, although its the same, but i feel Marche tastes better than Village. Maybe cos Marche sounds like Wa seh! and Village sounds like very-expensive-leh! when you say it real quick. Ok that bit doesn't make much sense. Anyway she was a very nice girl and insisted on going dutch. Anyway this post is not about how the date went, but about me and my mojo. Dear loyal readers, i'm sad to say i think i have lost my mojo. I don't remember feeling as inadequate as i did in the past during dates. Not just this movie date example but many previous ones. I do not remember being so hum ji or tongue tied. I remember being smoother and more suave. Where by just giving the blue steel look, girls crumble and fall at my feet. Well i choose to believe that and not because they simply tripped and fell. Erm for those of you who did not catch zoolander, please do. It rocks. Below is the blue steel look which when used, charms the socks off any girl. But i think the plot revolves around the assasination of the PM of Msia or something like that so it was bumped off the theatres. Watched the downloaded version. really funny!
.
Blue steel. Just look at the sexy intensity
Here was my attempt at it.
.jpg)
I think its even sexier. Just look at those kiss-me-baby lips.
I think my looks attributes to reasons why im single. But I'm not too sure. I mean are girls really that intimidated by guys with good looks? Give me a break.. Ugly also complain then handsome also shy. Tsk. Girls..
I was thinking that i am going to be single for a long long time with my current mojo level, financial woes and overwhelming looks. Just when this thought came to my mind, this picture appeared in the train.
.
BK SINGLES meal poster A
.
and BK SINGLES poster B
.
I felt taunted by Burger King. I hope they become bankrupt kings soon.
.
When i opened the mailbox i was stunned by another Basta** King flyer. It was insult to injury. It was lemon on my wound. It was snatching my last 2 dollar note when i want to eat my double cheeseburger.
This my friends, is known as a 3-hit combo.
The signs. The signs! I'm gonna die sad and lonely. But thats not all, the daily bread's topic of the day was about marriage and my ex who msns me like once in 3 months did so that night. My friends, that was a 5-hit combo in all.
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