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Friday, September 7, 2007

Thoughts for thought

Due to the rising popularity of my blog, i've been given lots of positive feedback. One of which includes a use of more pictures, to give more life to my deep-thinking, thought-provoking, ass-kicking posts. I even received an award for my incredible blog from the prestigious Celebrated Cool Blogs academy, or the CCB. It looks like this.


The CCB award. Looks abit weird though. Comes in two colours.

Cool right! I'm so happy. Anyway I've decided to include at least one picture for every post so as to brighten up the place.

Today as i read the papers i came across two interesthing articles that tickled me. The first was this..
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Monks take soldiers hostage for 6 hours

YANGON — Hundreds of Buddhist monks in Myanmar held a group of local and security officials hostage for several hours yesterday, after troops violently broke up an anti-junta protest, residents said.

The showdown in Pakokku, a major centre of Buddhist learning, marked the most serious confrontation with the military government since protests erupted nationwide more than two weeks ago.

Tensions have soared since some 300 monks marched through the streets on Wednesday, chanting prayers in a protest against a massive hike in fuel prices. Troops fired warning shots above the crowd and then beat the monks with bamboo sticks to break up the protest, residents said.

Local and security officials had come to the Aletaik monastery early yesterday to apologise for the violence. But the monks set four of their cars on fire and took about 20 people hostage, residents said. Five hostages were released after about five hours and others were freed 45 minutes later.

Outside the monastery gates, hundreds of people had gathered to applaud their anti-government action. The young monks finally decided to end the standoff, opening the gates out of concern for the health of a senior abbot, who needed food and medicine.

The monks flipped over the last two cars belonging to the officials and forced their captives to exit by foot through a back door.

"Young monks are very militant and will fight back. Once the monks are beaten, people could also join," Thailand-based analyst Win Min said. "If you beat up the monks, this is a religious crime. It could send you to hell."

The monks were credited with helping to rally popular support for a pro-democracy uprising in 1988. — AFP
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I have got so many comments about this. Aren't monks suppose to be like secluded from the world and its woes? I thought they are suppose to be hiding at some monastery facing the walls and eating chup cai peng everyday, practicing kung fu, chanting, sweeping the floors and charging up their inner powers every once in a while. Why are they protesting against fuel hikes? I thought they walked everywhere they go. Wasted they not Singaporeans. It would be interesthing to see monks hitting LTA staff.
But i really must commend the police for using bamboo poles to hit the monks in the bid to curb the riot. So effective. Haven't they seen monks using sledgehammers to hit each other for fun? Or using their heads to crack concrete slabs. Anyway, i just don't get why the monks are involved. Perhaps monks play a part of the political circles over there. Some people say polictics hold the keys to unlocking the city. In this case you may need the MONKey. Get it. HAHA!
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Example of a MONKey. HAHA!

The monks also quite strong hor, can win the police and upheave the vehicles. Kudos to them for their strict dieting and physical training daily. Like all history lessons, we must always evaluate what went wrong. Some reasons why Singapore lost the war was due to an over reliance on the brits, or perhaps germany lost because they expanded too quickly. Here are some reasons why the police lost to the monks.


1. Baby monks were born this size


2. They can fly!

3. For every step you take, they have taken three. You tell me how to run?


4. Wtf no comments


5. Behold their secret skill. Man into man shen gong!
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Remember guys, "If you beat up the monks, this is a religious crime. It could send you to hell."

Ok next up, article 2!
A monstrous act against humanity

Vatican, pro-life groups, protest UK decision on embryos

LONDON — Britain's fertility regulator decided in principle on Wednesday to allow scientists to create human-animal hybrid embryos for research purposes, as experts downplayed ethical concerns and objections from pro-life groups.

The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA) gave the go-ahead to controversial plans to create "cytoplasmic" embryos, which merge human cells with eggs from animals such as cattle or rabbits.

Applications to proceed with such work from researchers at Newcastle University in north-east England and King's College London can now be appraised by a licence committee in November.

An HFEA spokeswoman accepted that public opinion was divided and said it was a tough decision to make.

Some pro-life and religious groups disagree with creating embryos with the intent to destroy them later.

"There are grave ethical and moral objections," said Mr Anthony Ozimic, secretary of the Society for the Protection of Unborn Children.

"All the evidence suggests that these embryos are essentially human. Yet, they will be cannibalised and killed for their stem cells," he said.

The Vatican also weighed in on the debate, describing it as a "monstrous act directed against human dignity".

Catholic Archbishop of Cardiff Peter Smith also voiced concern.

"The profound ethical question is: Is it right to transgress that species boundary and ... mix human and animal natures in however limited a fashion?"

The project's supporters, meanwhile, welcomed the news.

Scientists have argued that such research could pave the way for therapies for diseases such as Parkinson's and Alzheimer's.

"It is a positive outcome not just for our work but for the progress of British science in general and we hope that this will lead to new technologies to benefit everyone," said Newcastle University's Dr Lyle Armstrong, who helped to create the world's first cloned human embryo in 2005.

Dr Stephen Minger of King's College, London, said it was gratifying that the HFEA had listened to the scientific community.

He said it was "the only ethically justifiable option, given the large numbers of eggs required to derive cloned human stem cell lines from individuals with incurable and highly progressive neurological disorders".

The research involves transferring nuclei containing DNA from human cells to animal eggs that have had nearly all their genetic information removed. The resulting embryos are therefore mostly human, with a small animal component. — AFP

So interesthing. I always imagined cloning to be input= output. Never imagined you could have inputs=poot poot. What i mean is that i always thought you took human samples to clone humans and animal samples to produce the same animal. The possibility of deriving a so called hybrid of humans and animals is so mind blowing.

But haven't we seen these phenomenon already, be it in fables or reality? Wah rhymes.
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Angels are what you get between a birdie and a hot girl.

You get centaurs when you cross a horse, a man and a keg of beer


You get this when you cross the male and female species.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Yay

In a sense, by setting up a gianpeng blog, I have to produce some results to show that this is not just empty talk, but something achievable. Just like a policeman keeping the peace, a farmer reaping the harvest, a cow giving milk, i have to win something. I was under slight pressure to prove myself. I called in radio again today for the same Kanye west 50c concert, simply to ask if i won yesterday's contest cos my radio broke down and i missed the results. Pro right want to call through can get through. Anyway, it took me about 10 minutes of redialling to get throug and i apparently won yesterday's contest! So i hung up after that. I mean you dont expect me to take part again right. They will send me the tickets soon. Some showcase at mos.. doesnt sound very fun though. We'll see how it goes.

So my friends, if you do not believe in the power of gianism yet, believe it. It can be achieved! Remember you can order the glossary or email me for private coaching session on being gian peng. =)

Sg Gian Peng, Where FREEdom begians..

FREE MOVIES FOR EVERYONE!

Ok my head feels better now. Are you ready for the big news! Free movies here! Check out http://movie6.net/ . I discovered this ling gan from yy when i asked her what she was doing. There are over a hundred movie titles, including the latest ones! It is live streaming not download, so it is not counted as piracy. I think. At least not yet. It loads fast too! Tried watching harry potter but the laptop speakers are too soft. Will continue when i reach home. What this means, is that now we do not have to force ourselves to watch crap movies in the cinemas! We can do them from home! Okay that didn't sound right. What i'm trying to say is that are you ever in the situation, where you are thinking of watching a soso movie, where you think you might like it, but can do without watching it? Now its FREE! What a cool gian. If you are really bo liao you can even "preview" the movie from home first. Like watch abit. If you like it can just go cinema watch with your friends. If you really bo liao that is. No more hiding from ISPs and piracy enforcers, no more smuggling VCDs and acting guai at the customs. This is a new era my friends! Not sure if i'm swakoo but this is totally new to me. Free movies online. I mean i have seen tv shows online before, just not movies! Also, we do not run the risk of illegal downloading! This day marks an important milestone for the gian peng community. Tears roll down my cheek when i imagine the possibilities of this bright future. CHIONG AH!

gianisity ************************
I give it 80 stars out of 10.

On a less important note i didn't win the kanina west and 50c contest yesterday. My record was probably broken but im not sure by how far, cos my radio was down. I shall attempt to call again later to ask the DJ why i didnt win.

Also, still no news from KT omg ITE i think. I hope whoever else wins like gets sick or injured or cant take leave. So i can replace him. Kinda like Ms universe concept. You know in the event where she cant perform her duties, you can replace her. I seem to get many comments that my posts are a tad too long. That i should summarise a little. Like stop using different words to express something i said in the above sentence? Like kinda use lesser words to express a thought. Something like that.

ERRRGGGGHHHHH....

Ergh... Woke up still feeling high. The effects from the night before lingers. Decided to go down to Zouk last night to attend Wei Hao's post birthday celebration but he was not there. It has been a while since I have clubbed on ladies night because of work the next day. Lets just say lets keep it that way. Dragging myself out of bed is no joke. I feel like banging my head against the wall. My ear is ringing i dont know why. The constant churn in my tummy is sickening. Only nine hours more till i end work. Omg. I'll never ask pam to mix drinks again. Her idea of a drink concoction is martell with beer??? But i like pam she likes to drink until gone. Remind me not to go Zouk on a weekday again.. Erggh..

Ergh.. Just realised i did not zip my pants. Lucky I discovered in time. If not later contract bird flu..

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

987FM Radio

Still no word on KT. I worry as each day goes by, my chances are lowered. I hope they do not print the name and picture of the winner unless it is me. I might not be able to contain my wrath if I meet whoever took my place on the streets.


The discussion topic for today is on 987FM radio. If you have been reading up on my past gianpeng exploits, most of my gians have been through, yes you guessed it, 987fm. The reason is simple. I like to listen to the station. Or sometimes I got no choice but to. Having been in the army for two years, the radio becomes your best companion. Working at NUS now nothing better to do, also listen 987fm. In the army, we have secret hip hop clubbing sessions when the maam is not looking. Or see who can dance the sexiest. During my army stint, I managed to qualify and subsequently fly to Japan for the Summersonic concert. I also wanted to take part in the Subaru challenge and called in to qualify. But considering the probability of winning the challenge, I backed out last minute.. Yes boo to me.. But the point I'm trying to stress is, my friend was serious about taking part, so I called in for him and guess what, I got through again and he went for the challenge! Although he almost cried and wanted to faint only after participating for eight hours and took MC the whole of next week leaving me to do all the sai kang, I'm still glad he took part. What this episode teaches us, is that being gian peng can help you fulfil your dreams. How else can you get free stuff or take part in these competitions, unless you first put yourself in a position available to join?

987fm is in my opinion, the most lucrative station and should be the offical radio wave for all gianees. Not only does it play good music, many advertisers offering good gianisities look to 987 for publicity. So gianpenggers can automatically reap these rewards simply by tuning in! Gians range from basic CD hampers cum posters, concert tickets, meet and greets to all expenses paid trips. Think I've won some Gwen Steffani ugly jacket before. So much for her LAMB collections. More like LAN, or LAME.

The next point that i want to discuss is more indepth. It takes years of experience as a master gianee to achieve. And also simple common sense. These are mediums on ways to take part in gians you hear on the radio. Points to be discussed are the different gianisities and level of entry.

1) Via call-in. By far my favourite method to take part in gians. It does not cost you anything to take part. More so if you are using the office or company phone. The most common gians through call ins from 987 radio are basic CD hampers where you might have to answer questions or play simple games. I love this medium the most as all you have to do, is keep redialling, until you get through. The point is not to give up. Like just today, I called in radio to play a game. Another point I would like to make is just call when they say to call. Doesn't matter if you do not know what is it for. When you hear the magic words, "call now!" just dial 66911987. Yes, you should also have their number at the back of your hands, or rather at your fingertips. You can always ask the DJ later call for what huh? Anything that goes wrong, the option of slamming the phone down is always available, so there's no fear at all.

As mentioned I called in earlier and it was for some kanya west and 50c concert. Or so i thought it was. I was suppose to say a whole chunck of words in the shortest possible time. But i only managed to write down the first half. So i asked the DJ to repeat it and i wrote it all down and mumbled "I WANT TO GO TO THE KANYA WEST AND 50c ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY ON THURSDAY 13 SEPTEMBER!" in like two seconds. The uncle before me took six lol. I felt that i didnt make any sense and was trying to smoke her but she went something like wow thats fast! You're making me so hot right now.. Okay i made up the second part. Still waiting for her to call me. I hope i won. When i first called in i got the engaged tone like 15 times, before i got through but it hung up because no one answered. I did not give up and heard the engaged line again for like eight times before i got through and she fianally answered. So do not worry if you do not get through or if the line is busy. Even if you do not get through when you call, for example the morning show with Dan and Young, your call may be picked eventually during the midnight show with the muttons. So not to worry, can one.

To summarise, always call immediately and furiously when you hear the words "call now!" Even if it is to say nonsense, you hear your voice on radio also SONG right.

2) Via SMS. The next simple medium involves SMS. I have never won a single thing in my life through SMS. I believe it is due to my slow SMSing skills. Also i suspect my handphone kelong. Everytime i send my entries to 72346 - spells RADIO and is the 987 sms number - it displays the name Meishi, my friend, instead of 72346! But they still charge me for it, but i suspect kelong. Anyhow jokes aside, i strongly advise you NOT to take part in SMSes unless you know the answer to a question and you have very fast thumbs. If not the 30c can be spent more wisely on ice kosong or to the gian peng fund. Yes, I have decided to set up a gian peng fund, to help all gianees. Please email if you wish to donate. Sometimes they ask you to SMS to vote or take part in lucky draws. DO NOT BE CONNED! This is known as REVERSE GIAN PENG. It is a high level gian peng art, where by the organisers make you gian, with you parting with your money and they have thus become the gian pengger instead and you the dumb ass.

To summarise never take part in any SMS contest, unless the prize is really that appealing or you are SMS your entries to questions very early in the show and that you can SMS quick.

3) Physically going down. This is the most bo liao method of entry for taking part in a gian. Previously they had a contest for the most 'harajuku' clowns will get to catch Gwen live. So unless you are damn free and believe you can out harjuku others, do not bother. Or some contests may need you to go down and answer a secret password or some crap. Unless you are already in the area or the prizr is something you really want. Just stay home and DOTA or something.

To summarise, this is the weakest form of gian entries. Do not physically go down.. Common sense. Unless you really gian the prize.

Hmm i dont think I won the 50c crap. The girl did not call me back. I shall try again tomorrow.

To summarise the summary, tune in as much as you can to the different shows 987fm offers. Different shows have standard ways of entry. Morning shows usually take in SMSes cos they have more listeners and they want to perform reverse gian peng on us. So they request us to SMS. Other shows do both SMSes and call-ins, some just call in. Keep an active ear on what celebs are coming to town, or new movies being advertised on 987fm. More often that not, competitions are held for every of these.

May the gian force be with you.

PERMANENT LINKS

Put up links of web sites you should visit on a regular basis to check for updates. Its at the side of the page. I'll continue expanding it as i come across more of these gian peng opportunites.

Nets it at the Cathay



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Wow damn useful la. Sian i wish i saw this yesterday. Made me waste 50c plus 50c one dollar.. Talking about watching a movie yesterdat. KNN. I generally only watch movies based on reviews from http://www.imdb.com/. If the rating is good, I'll consider watching it. My benchmark is 7.5/10 anything lower and I'll pass. So yesterday i was thinking of watching 1408. With girl mah so must scared scared la. I know.. it's the same tactic I've been using since secondary school and look where it has gotten me. Still no where. I thought of watching comedies on first dates, but I laugh damn loudly, wait become turn off. Also if we watch love stories, I'll just fall asleep because i hate them. If watch action movies like not memorable also. Oh well that's a topic for another day.

Anyway first up, I went imdb to check out 1408's ratings.



User Rating: 7.5/10 (16,200 votes)


Okay, not bad. Pass. An eight or above would be better but since watch with girl girl mah so lower standards abit. The point of watching a horrer show is so that got chance to close close right. Shit can't believe I'm writing all these for people to read. ANYWAYS, to see if people found it scary, i went to see reviews that they wrote. So one went like this.

"This is a movie for guys to take women that they like to, so that when the real scary parts do kick in, the classic jump-into-your-lap-in-terror will happen."
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I was like MAI TU LIAO! This is THE movie! Chiong! So we went to watch it.

KNN! Jump in my lap? Think more of whole show just sit stone. Omg I'll never trust what people review again, pui.. The date wasn't very smooth, had some signal clashes. Not enough chemistry or whatever you call it. Plus she stays like the other end of the country and i couldn't send her home cos its too far! So i felt shitty wa lau first date never nicer abit which means the chances of a future date is slim at best. I shall consider practicing weihao's proximity theory in future.
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Got lots of details to add actually but will update this post soon as i bluetooth my pics.