GV TECH.MAC Coffee Maker

To win a TECH.MAC Coffee Maker, simply SMS your name & NRIC in the following format to participate in the draw:GV,, to 91113246.

Promotion is valid till 31 Oct 2007.

Mai tu. Just take part. SMS only what. Although i dont know what i'm gonna do with it should i win and my small house can no longer accomodate junk.

But its just feels sooooooooo good!

Also, I'd like all of the gianees out there to join the Golden Village membership club.

1. It's FREE!
2. It's FREE!
3. Invitations to premieres
4. Monthly lucky draws
5. It's FREE!

Not a bad deal in my opinion. Got a couple other perks which doesn't apply to me as it involves spending in order to receive.

May i win the coffee maker. Yeah...

Paris

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Audrey's signature pose is still widely used and copied today. She embodies the simple black dress which seemingly only she carries off best.


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Wtf. As much of a Paris Hilton fan i am, this is really wtf. She looks like a chambermaid on drugs. Seriously makes me wanna smack her face. But i still love u ok baby? Just not right now.

Click here to help paris escape from jail! Its quite fun. Find items to unlock other items and ultimately attain freedom. Hee.
http://www.addictinggames.com/escapingparis2.html

Who's your daddy? cum The Detective

Ok that heading sounds wrong. First up another contest won.
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Dear Norman Phua,

Thank you for joining our Whatever Dance Reflections contest on Sept 12. You are now the lucky beholder of a pair of tickets to the following performance:

WHAT: JAMUAN Bisu …PARAdis_e…? by Gerard Mosterd & Boi Sakti

WHEN: Friday, Sept 28, 8pm

WHERE: University Cultural Centre HallKindly produce this email printout at the venue 15 minutes prior to the screening for your tickets.

Please bring along your I/C for verification.

Thank you! See you there.

I'm not exactly a big dance fan. Especially when the dance is called Whatever Dance Reflections

Not sure if they are gonna carry the drink run around the stage shouting whatever! muahaha! whatever! muahaha. You know, like the commercial. However for those who do appreciate such dances, so message me for tickets.

Here is the proper review of it.

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The world was a paradise. In this paradise women ruled. There were no possessions, no war and violence.Eroticism was not a taboo and there was freedom and tolerance.

This new work is the result of a collaboration between Dutch-Indonesian theatre maker Gerard Mosterd and world renowned Sumatran, Bessie Award winning, choreographer Boi G Sakti.

I think the idea of mad people running around the stage shouting Whatever! and Muahaha! sounds more appealing. But thats just me.

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Also, new contest at http://www.moviexclusive.com/contest/thedetective/contest.htm

I hope i win it. Its been awhile since i've caught good old decent mandarin cop movie. Basha!

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Also congrats to Beh on winning 987's song squeeze yesterday. You're a good gianee. Keep it up. Basha!

Voice of a Murderer!

Dear loyal gianees,

new contest update at http://www.moviexclusive.com/contest/voiceofamurderer/contest.htm
Good luck!

STEVEN LIM

Yes! Today I'm going to write about Steven Lim. http://www.stevenlim.net/

I am not ashamed, albeit embarassed, to confess that i am a fan of his. Not many people can make me laugh instantly when i look at their faces. This 31 year old boy amazes me at the amount of bull he can generate. But its so funny! Especially his videos. Omg I've never laughed so hard at any streamed video in my life. Be it him doing a pseudo napolean dynamite dance, doing pull ups in his undies or singing songs to "inspire" those who need strength, right down to an anti aids commercial omg LOL, he just cracks me up. I just added him on friendster LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRGzs3lTFHk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estevenlim%2Enet%2F

Above is the link to his machael jackson looking for girlfriend dance video. If anyone can watch it without laughing or smiling i'll chia drinks i swear. Its so bloody funny. I cannot take it. His intensity is just overwhelming.

To end here's a free advertisement for dear Steven.

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Prayer

Just went to the pantry to fill my water bottle when i saw some guy spanking the photocopy machine in a forehand tennis style manner weird.

Today i lost wallet. I hate that sinking feeling of loss and helplessness. Where you can't control your fate and there's just nothing you can do but wait and hope. As i was about to go buy my combo beef burger i noticed my stupid brown wallet was missing. The only way i could have lost it was either

a) A student reached through the glass panel risking being expelled to steal my cashless wallet

b) My colleague stole it. Possibly weird photocopy spanker

c) I dropped it in the toilet as i took off my pants to remove my oh so big tool.

d) Cleaning lady risked her job to steal my wallet

As my wallet has no cash, the only thing of value to them is my EZ link card. With my IC they could borrow money from loansharks or sign up multiple mobile subscription plans with it. I went to the ICA website to check on the replacement cost omg $100. Why is our government so nice. I was already plotting to make them waive the fee, forming a 100 excuses and pitiful sentiments. I even practiced the I'm so poor thing you sure you want to charge me look.
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I looked everywhere! The toilet, the foodcourt, the boxes on the floor in case it fell in. No where =( As i sank into depression, my colleague MSNed and told me that she would pray for me. The next minute a student cam looking for some certificate which i don't know where it's at. So i asked the msn colleague where it was and she came over to my desk, searched the boxes on the floor and omg there was my dumbass wallet in the box grinning at me. This was like 10 seconds after she msned me. PRO.

It didn't even dawn on me to pray first, like how she did, even though she wasn't the one who had lost the wallet. I relished in depression instead. Well learnt lesson. Don't anyhow blame the cleaning lady. Hur

P/S- When i find out who you are stalker, I'm gonna pinch your nipples

LOL

Was drawing money today at science block in NUS. The China girl in front of me was cute, tall and fair. I was checking her out until i noticed her hairy legs and faint moustache. That was quite turnoffish LOL. Reminds me of Sun Lao Shi, my secondary school chinese teacher. I miss those days. I swear by the time I'm 35 and still unattached, i'll follow daniel meepok's path, which is to marry a China bride. I think he wants a Vietnamese one, but cant communicate! Except through actions? Hur.

Blood drive model

As i was queuing up, there was a blood drive going on and being the super cool and giving person that i am, i was interested in infusing my awesome blood into the poor bodies of others. There was a girl giving out flyers about the drive and Mr Blood Man, the big headed blood model was with her, trying to excite people to donate i suppose. Lo and behold, Mr Blood Man suddenly removed his costume and it was!

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DANIEL FOO! LOL i was laughing so hard the ATM people were annoyed cos it was my turn and i wasnt using the machine yet.

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SHUNYAN SHUNYAN SHUNYAN!