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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

harlow everybody!

Hey yall gianees hope this post finds you all well.

Once again congrats to queen and df on their gians! You two have passed the rite of passage to become a gianee by obtaining your first gian! Haha.

Anyway you can access a new stomp contest. Thought it was quite interesthing. Simply predict the new england football coach and stand to win $1000. Ka Ching! Also remember to substantiate your answers with valid points.

Good luck!

Monday, November 26, 2007

WOOOOH!!

First off just want to apologise for the lack of updates. Admit that i lost the initial zeal of providing gians to the gianpeng community, the gianpeng world. Although i haven't been posing up new gians, it doesn't mean they don't exist! Gians are still ongoing and the easiest but disciplined manner of coveting gians is simply to check in the links page on my blog daily!

On my part, i won not one but TWO! Movie premieres last week, the first being THE KINGDOM and the second too THE TATOOIST hehe.

Lastly just want to congratulate DF and QUEEN on their gians!!!! I'm so proud of you guys! Its like watching your child grow up in your footsteps! It's like seeing a business proposal maturing into plans being carried out! Its like when u touch yourself and you poon chup! Okay that was abit out of line. These aside, once again congrats! You are no longer a virgin noob gianee!

Cheers!



I am not NOOB ok!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

ALL YE NOOBS!


YOU NOOB!


YOU NOOB!


YOU NOOBS!


YOU NOOOOOOOOOB!!

So now i'm a scam! I remembered being praise just mere weeks ago about my kindness in providing answers to contest, providing contest details, congratulated on my gians. But now i've been degraded to a scammer! I only can say this one thing.. BAN ALL NOOBS! haha..

Honestly don't worry, you'll win something soon. Don't give up!

Cheers

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Yao

Whatssssup yall. New gian below. Take part in the "Lions for lambs" contest now!




P/S the answer to the quiz is Tom Cruise.

Good luck!

Friday, November 2, 2007

YAY!

Just when i thought i was a magician in the desert, having a dry spell, get it? Wizard in desert, dry spell? I won tickets to catch THE FERRYMAN! Opened my mail to delight, was a mail from UIP. Queen can you remember? It was the contest we took part. The one where i said i only wanted to be myself, or jessica alba ahhaahhaa. YAY! Gian Peng rocks my socks. And yes Jien, thank you for your overwhelming support hehe.

WIN TICKETS to Preview Screening of 2 DAYS IN PARIS

Yes Ji EN! If its gians you want, its a gian you get! This week, you can check out United Pictures for a chance to win a pair of tickets to catch 2 days in paris. I heard its not fantastic, but it's FREE!!! So as what Gwen Steffani likes to say, what you waiting what you waiting what you waiting for!?? Good luck =)



Oh by the way the answer to the question of the mini quiz at the website is Ethan Hawke.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Why 30 Oct should be declared world annoyance day

Its been almost 2 weeks since my last gian omg. This is wrong! This is badddd.. Its a catastrophe! I'm at a loss. So much for my a gian a week mission sigh. My wild imagination has led me to think that somehow they stumbled upon this website and have joined arms to permanently banned me from all future competitions. Help!

Woes aside, let me explain why 30 Oct should be declared as "THE DAY OF ANNOYANCE!" worldwide. I had the most annoying day ever last week. Its so annoying!! Seriously! Like seriously!!!

So it all started that fateful night. I was at IMM and had craving for the famous "Pontian Mee." It being so famous, i'm sure it would taste like, if not better, than its twin, the same pontian mee outlet at the Heeren. I then walked ALL THE WAY to the coffee shop at jurong east to satisfy my urges.

The yummy thing about the famous pontian mee is its wantons, both fried and boiled along with the chilli it's served with. Having come all the way from IMM i was tired but what i saw gave me a shock of my life.



introducing jurong east pontian mee. Looks quite alot? But my camera was only an inch away from the bowl.




OMG THE WANTON IS ONLY SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN A 10C COIN. AND THE WORST THING IS THERE IS NO MEAT INSIDE. NO MEAT! NO FU****** MEAT INSIDE AT ALL! ITS EATING FLOUR! I THOUGHT THE COST OF FLOUR INCREASED? STILL SO MUCH FLOUR? NO BLOODY MEAT!



Apparently this stall's pontian mee is served with noodles, char siew, flour shaped like wantons and vegetable STEMS. OMG STEMS.

TULAN.

The next incident that made me so ANNOYED was this crap cheater bugger thingy u see below. Its called the POP gun or something like that i can't really remember. Anyways to summarise its simply to use the bloody air gun, cock it, put a rubber pellet at the top and shoot down a rubber ducky about the size of 3 50c coints and win a prize! That simple. What's more, each ducky down equates to a prize. What a fantastic deal hor.



So there i was observing how those who tried this fared. Oh ya by the way if you're interested you can find this stall at the pasam malam beside jurong east mrt station. As i was saying, i was looking at the "contestants." This bloody game doesnt even have a limit to how far u can stretch out your arm to shoot the duckies! So everyone was entending their arm as far as they could. The nearest i saw was like maybe a metre's difference from the rilfe barrel to the duckie, and they still missed! So i was unbashfully sniggering and laughing openly at them. To which they gave the wtf u so clever u come try face to me. So after they emptied their 8 bullets for 3 dollar ammunition, i stepped up.

Being a nightshot marksman myself, i was thinking how difficult can this be? What's 3 metres man. And so, being army trained, iit was time to do the nation and the SAF proud. I took the super cool stance.. ADOPT STANDING SHOULDER POSITION!



yes folks, amidst all the croonies who stuck out an arm to reach as close to the target as possible, i cooldy struck my pose and bang! i missed.

and missed

and missed

and missed

and missed

and missed....

By now i was WTF this thing is rigged! Unfair! omg. What was worse was that those i openly jeered, sniggered at and made fun off now gave me the haha you dumb piece of shit face. So in a final bid to save some face, i abandoned all manliness and stretched my arm as far as i could to the dumb duckie. and missed

and missed

and missed.

I faster took bus home without looking back.

most annoying day ever.